yolo so just go fucking nuts

Like when you’re hanging out with a guy and his wife pulls up and yall both come up with the lie that’s he’s just selling you some weed.

just-shower-thoughts:

Instead of asking for “Gender” or “Sex” on forms and such, why not just change the category to a chromosomal option, e.g. “XX”/“XY”, so we can all be done with this already?

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waitressprobs:

waitressprobs:

just-shower-thoughts:

Getting drunk is just like borrowing happiness from tomorrow

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just-shower-thoughts:

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

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modernday-siren:

dripping-adorableness:

trebled-negrita-princess:

MESSAGE

Whoo shit

ooo bitch!

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brokendildo:

me: *eats something unhealthy*
also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

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whateverisfickle:

haelem:

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

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officiallygayfabulous:

Everynight drinking http://ift.tt/20qlzrt

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yo-dawg-nice:

YO LISTEN UP HERE’S A STORY–

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filthylittlefuckingslut:

My reaction when he says he has a big dick…

…and actually has a big dick.

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